HOUSE OF KILN
JESTERS TO THE EMPIRE
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SO YOU WISH TO JOIN THE HOUSE?

This quadrant needs an enema.
Take the Mirror Test
To determine if you are worthy of becoming a Jester to the Empire


Simply don your uniform and look at yourself in a full-length mirror, then press the icon
next to the description which most closely matches your reaction.

You are a mighty Warrior.  None can defeat you.  You will battle for the glory of the empire, your house, and yourself.

''My God!  I look like an idiot.  I just hope no one sees me playing dress up.  I'd better save this for the con.''

''My God!  I look like an idiot.  I think I'll wear this, go down to Starbucks, order a triple raktajino, sit by the door reading USA Today and people will have to deal with me


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