HOUSE OF KILN
JESTERS TO THE EMPIRE    

Klingons vs.Star Wars
Your deterioration continues apace.
Thanks to Rosam Korchak tai Kiln, Quasit  and Jedi Master Adam for the photos and the IKV T'mar for inviting us to join them.
Laser Quest, Tacoma Washington
HovpoH 10102.03
The challenge: ''Who are the best fans in the Northwest''
The arena: Laser Quest
The Story: 15 Klingon warriors battling 45 assorted Jedi,Stormtroopers, and Han Solo wannabes.
The Seattle Star Wars Society challenged the Klingon Empire to prove who had the better fans.  Criteria would be determined by best overall team score at laser-tag, members in costume, and toys collected for charity.  The IKV T'mar and a party from the IKV Raptor were dispatched to deal with the upstarts
The results : Laser tag............advantage ''The Force''  2 games to 1
Fighting a ''Lost Cause'' against great odds...............advantage, Klingons
Members in costume.............advantage, Klingons    100percent
Honorable battle techniques.........Klingons
Amount of toys for charity.......No contest...KLINGONS
alright...the Seattle Starwars Society donated more toys as a group than we did.  But, when viewed on a toy/particpant basis, we had the edge here, contributing an average of 2 toys / warrior to their one toy each average.  Thus, I believe this round goes to the Klingons as the most generous.  This is still an area of dispute and will be rectified at our next encounter.   THERE...ARE YOU HAPPY NOW.ADAM?    Sheesh...picky,picky,picky
KLINGONS RULE!  
The crews of the IKV T'mar & IKV Raptor put on their best ''game faces''
KLINGONS RULE...STORMTROOPERS DROOL!
We're men, we're men in tights...   Rosam with
left :  two stormtroops            right:  RoSam, Raptor MFL with Boba Fett
then the furniture flew  I gotta thaw them out more slowly next time
Left: T'mar commo, Chonbey and Be'taj haven't had enough    Right: IKV Raptor crew.  l.to r.   Q'aeDon ,RoSam, G'Trika, Zlk-Koloth ,Kaolin
IKV Raptor top gun, KaylI Kiln with two of his kills
The few, the frozen, the Klingon Marines
IKV Raptor Marines
Lt. G'Trika vestai Mogh, Lt.jg Zlk-Koloth tai Kiln, Lt. Rosam-Korchak vestai Kiln
all suspects are guilty. Period.  If they weren't guilty, they wouldn't be suspects.
Too bad they couldn't fight in those pretty costumes
WE HEAR THE CRY OF THE WARRIOR!!!
THERE WILL BE A REMATCH!
THE HELMETS OF OUR FOES ARE OUR URINALS
enterpreys HIvlu', yIveq ej vey yItaH

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